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I have been neglecting you!
I don’t really have a whole lot to say, so here’s a picture that makes me laugh.
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McMarket Share Grab of the Day: In what is likely a direct response to KFC’s ad spot blasting its “pressed, formed nuggets,” McDonald’s has announced that it will be adding popcorn chicken to its national menu starting next year.
The all-breast-meat Chicken McBites, which the fast food chain has been testing in Detroit for the past few months, will be made available to the rest of the country for a limited time starting this spring.
McDonald’s hopes to take a big bite out of KFC’s mostly unchallenged popcorn chicken business. Getting back at the brand for making fun of McNuggets would merely be the fried icing on the cake.
In related news, the intentionally sporadic McRib is back again for a limited time. “Bringing it back every so often adds to the excitement,” McDonald’s US director of marketing Marta Fearon told the Associated Press.
Truth is, they probably have to stop every so often to make sure the animal they make it out of hasn’t gone extinct. (Think smaller. And more legs.)
[eater / ap.]
Dearest followers who probably think I am dead due to lack of updates: I only posted this because of the Simpsons reference that has caused me to hate McRibs.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltldpmZf3G1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
McMarket Share Grab of the Day: In what is likely a direct response to KFC’s ad spot blasting its “pressed, formed nuggets,” McDonald’s has announced that it will be adding popcorn chicken to its national menu starting next year.
The all-breast-meat Chicken McBites, which the fast food chain has been testing in Detroit for the past few months, will be made available to the rest of the country for a limited time starting this spring.
McDonald’s hopes to take a big bite out of KFC’s mostly unchallenged popcorn chicken business. Getting back at the brand for making fun of McNuggets would merely be the fried icing on the cake.
In related news, the intentionally sporadic McRib is back again for a limited time. “Bringing it back every so often adds to the excitement,” McDonald’s US director of marketing Marta Fearon told the Associated Press.
Truth is, they probably have to stop every so often to make sure the animal they make it out of hasn’t gone extinct. (Think smaller. And more legs.)
Dearest followers who probably think I am dead due to lack of updates: I only posted this because of the Simpsons reference that has caused me to hate McRibs.
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, 4X22, TED MOSBY
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Write a poem about getting or sending a message
I cannot think of what to write, so here’s a transcript of a fight.
You left the room before I could say,
I didn’t want it to end this way.
I just wanted you to know,
I really didn’t want you to go.
Why am I rhyming, this just isn’t me.
I’m still madly in love with you, can you not see?
Your smile, your charm, that ass that won’t quit.
Excuse me, I need to be alone for a bit.
You say that you love me, but how can that be?
Your exact words were ‘So long, other fish in the sea!’
Why did you have to skip the words ‘there are’?
Oh, I see, when you’re trying to rhyme you won’t get very far.
I just have to say, I think you’re a dick.
I think you’re an asshole, a fuck-off, a prick.
And yet, I still love you,
You know that I do,
Oh, other line’s beeping, so I’ve got to go.
Can we try it again?
Let’s take it slow.
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Oh shit. This makes me so happy.
Ted Olson, supporter of the recent California ruling to allow same sex marriages, also supports the right to completely destroy Fox News’ Chris Wallace in every way imaginable.
This is awesome. For the first time, Fox News didn’t make me throw up in my mouth.
It was like a sign!
I turned on Comedy Network and Orlando Bloom was on, and I’ve re-fallen in love.
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Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: Meet Stinkers: The porcupine who thinks he’s a puppy.
[hyst.]
Well, it’s official. If I get a porcupine, I am naming it Stinkers.
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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: An African Crowned Crane chick was recently fitted for special slippers by its keepers at Cornwall’s Paradise Park to help adjust its congenitally curled feet.
“We put small bandages on the chick’s toes as they were slightly curled and they helped straighten it out,” Park curator David Woolcock was quoted as saying. “The chick is doing very well and the park keepers take it for walks to strengthen those legs.”
[metro.]
It is a bird wearing slippers! I am so pleased with this.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l53ica4kCh1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: An African Crowned Crane chick was recently fitted for special slippers by its keepers at Cornwall’s Paradise Park to help adjust its congenitally curled feet.
“We put small bandages on the chick’s toes as they were slightly curled and they helped straighten it out,” Park curator David Woolcock was quoted as saying. “The chick is doing very well and the park keepers take it for walks to strengthen those legs.”
[metro.]
It is a bird wearing slippers! I am so pleased with this.
